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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nacseo-scrawl
leporellian

anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo

leporellian

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:)

myalgicpierrot

[1:“Big tears rolled down Katy Kangaroo's brown face. Poor Katy was crying because she didn't have a pocket like other mother kangaroos. Freddy was Katy Kangaroo's little boy and he needed a pocket to ride in. All grown-up kangaroos take awfully big hops and little kan-garoos, like Freddy, get left far behind unless their mothers have nice pockets to carry them in. And poor Katy didn't have any pocket at all.” The Illustration shows Katy and Freddy crying while three mother kangaroos hop in the background.

2: “By this time, a big crowd had gathered to see what Katy Kangaroo was doing. When they saw how pleased she was, they all smiled, too.” This illustration shows Katy and Freddy smiling as a person ties a blue apron on her. A crowd of humans stand in the background.

3: “And Katy Kangaroo is very happy because now SHE HAS MORE POCKETS THAN ANY MOTHER KANGAROO IN THE WORLD!”

The final illustration shows Katy facing forward, wearing the apron and cheering. The pockets are all filled with different animals, with Freddy in the center. A group of mother kangaroos stand around her in the background.]

OHHHH MY HEART
peoplefolk
cryptotheism

Plague doctor outfits are so fucking cool. They're magic hazmat gear.

  • Wax treated robes to protect from the humoric imbalance theory of disease.
  • Frosted lenses to protect from the evil eye theory of disease.
  • Beak stuffed with fragrant herbs to protect from the foul miasma theory of disease.
  • Frightening appearance to protect from the malicious spirit theory of disease.
gotta cover all your bases
seananmcguire
derinthescarletpescatarian

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

bisexualshakespeare

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

wonderwomemes

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

cgasquid

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

derinthescarletpescatarian

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

beowulf22121

Oh we’re going to drop the word Larp from this in less than a week.

listen if he gets to dehumanize his workers then they get to do it back equivalent exchange and whatnot
peoplefolk
depsidase

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lilliephoenix

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

kamikaze-kumquat

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

YEAH FUCK THIS SHIT
neil-gaiman
donald-trump-official

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

unashamedly-enthusiastic

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donald-trump-official

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

hhhh PLEASE LMAO