Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a shark-dressed man.
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"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
pov murph rolls an 8 at a critical moment
"ILL KILL YOU MURPH" "HOW did this happen again" "this is the funniest thing that's ever happened" "kill me......." *sinks to the ground* *disappointed yet not surprised*
Yes this is every emotion you feel when murph rolls and you feel it all within a split second
anyone remember that book by the curious george authors abt the transgender kangaroo
:)
[1:“Big tears rolled down Katy Kangaroo's brown face. Poor Katy was crying because she didn't have a pocket like other mother kangaroos. Freddy was Katy Kangaroo's little boy and he needed a pocket to ride in. All grown-up kangaroos take awfully big hops and little kan-garoos, like Freddy, get left far behind unless their mothers have nice pockets to carry them in. And poor Katy didn't have any pocket at all.” The Illustration shows Katy and Freddy crying while three mother kangaroos hop in the background.
2: “By this time, a big crowd had gathered to see what Katy Kangaroo was doing. When they saw how pleased she was, they all smiled, too.” This illustration shows Katy and Freddy smiling as a person ties a blue apron on her. A crowd of humans stand in the background.
3: “And Katy Kangaroo is very happy because now SHE HAS MORE POCKETS THAN ANY MOTHER KANGAROO IN THE WORLD!”
The final illustration shows Katy facing forward, wearing the apron and cheering. The pockets are all filled with different animals, with Freddy in the center. A group of mother kangaroos stand around her in the background.]